laughs a lot omg im sorry about that… they kind of blend in hah ha..h…..
i was thinking about porks all day soooo uh heres some stuff
porks is an angel baby who is just really happy and loves to make people happy; he makes squeaking/lil honking noises lol… (someday i would like to make a collection of cute noises he makes) anyway, he is very naiive and trusting and LOVES EVERYONE, EVERYBODY, he is so happy to have anybody pay attention to him at all. it is extremely easy to take advantage of him. step 1: “porks we are friends!” *happy honking noise* step 2: he will do whatever you want *more happy honking noises*
nobody is allowed to hurt him ever, but why would you want to… he is absolutely complacent and he’ll work hard doing anything you tell him to
he laughs and smiles a lot uwwwwu he is just a radiant beam of sunshine
and hes down for anything but the most extreme kinks, hes just so happy. so happy.
my baby, porks
porks is a pirate blumaroo. he is quiet (very very rarely ever talks—i think he just makes cute noises like squeaking) but very very very sweet. he loves eating and making friends. he’s chubby and round and his tail has a kink near the end of it. his shirt should always look too small for him/be pulled up over his belly. heeeee also has a chubby uncircumcised dick bc everything about him is adorable
I finally settled on a design+concept for Mitva!
Mitva is a walking flower garden. Mitva is actually a random consciousness that suddenly appeared in some woods one day. Mitva is genderless and asexual and uses “it” pronouns because it is a thing. It is made of bark and its insides are all fertile soil. It loves having plants on it and in it and longs to be entirely consumed by the plants. It is curious about other neopets but often remains distant. Mitva can be accidentally sweet or accidentally sadistic because it isn’t very good at reading the behavior of real neopets.
trade w/ capricorneopia, jelru again!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ヽ( ★ω★)ノ im here for this
the best thing about tentadicks is everything. i especially like ‘em slimy
hm faeries arent rlly my thing but i can respect that and also the rainbow pool seems like a great place for neos to do it, i like that a lot
also i looked up pictures of the fountain faerie and i really like it when rainbow water is pouring down on her, thats rlly good